Collection of Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi jokes are humorous anecdotes that reflect the wit, sense of humor, and cultural sophistication of the Punjabi people. Jokes are often shared in social gatherings. Jokes are a great way to enjoy light-hearted moments with friends and family. This section presents a collection of jokes for the readers.

jindagee barabaad karan de kee tareeke ne,
par mainoo fanabasap;dtachebook te fanabasap;aanhattsapap hee lagiaa |

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kadee kadee te jindagee ch ene change lok mil jaande,
ki uhanaan noo puchhan noo dil karadaa,
tusee mere varage kiven ho

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chhedee laal bette noo laloo bettaa, kache makaanaan de laabh taan daso|fanabasap;
laloo ih saradeean falasatuo;ch garam ate garameean falasatuo;ch tthandde rahinde han atefahelalip;|fanabasap;
chhedee laala ate kee bettaafanabasap;
laloo,baarish falasatuo;ch saadde upar ddig jaande han|

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harrh prabhaavit ilaake falasatuo;ch malereea ate ddaaeireea failiaa hoeaa see| ik patarakaar ne uthon de maiddeekal adhikaaree noo puchhiaa kee is khetar falasatuo;ch mauat dee dar falasatuo;ch giraavatt aaee haifanabasap;
jee haan| maiddeekal adhikaaree ne kihaa fa39;kujh din pahilaan tak ih dar 16 see hun 12.7 reh gee hai|fa39;fanabasap;
patarakaara 12 ate 13 jaan 14 dee gal taan samajh falasatuo;ch aaundee hai par ih 12.7 ton tuhaaddaa kee matalab hai
matalab bilakul saaf hai adhikaaree ne kihaa 12 viakatee mar chuke han ate 7 viakateean dee haalat naazuk hai|

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santaa te bantaa chais khel rahe see,
santaa yaar chal khel band karade haan|
bantaa ttheek hai, odaan vee teraa ghorraa te meraa haathee hee bachiaa e...

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papoo pisataual lai ke ghar de baahar kharraa see |
gharavaalee ithe kiaun khalote o...
papoo sher daa sikaar karan chaliaan|
gharavaalee te fir jaande kiaun naheen |
papoo kidaan jaavaan age saalaa kutaa baitthaa e...

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eik setth ne aapane aalasee bette noo kihaa bettaa main tere lee is tarhaan daa prabandh kar diaangaa ki battan davaaundiaan hee kaparre aa jaanage, khaanaa aa jaavegaafahelalip;fanabasap;
bettaa vichon hee ttokadiaan hoeaa boliaa par pitaa jee ih battan dabaaegaa kauana

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maiddam bachiaan noo fandasah; tuhaanoo pataa saadde purakhe baandar san
bachiaan vichon kise ne javaab naheen ditaa|
maiddama bolo bachiau, tuhaanoo pataa jaan naheen
bholoo fandasah; maiddam jee, tuhaadde hee honage baandar, aseen taan chauadhareean de laane falasatuo;chon vajade aan...

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papoo daa bettaa papoo noo paapaa kaalonee falasatuo;ch saviming pool ban rihaa hai| kujh lok chandaa lain aae han|
papoo ik galaas paanee de dio|

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eik vaar ik sharaabee aapaneean akhaan daan karan giaa| kaaoonttar kalarakasraabee noo tuseen kujh kahinaa chaahunde hofanabasap;
sharaabee kalarak noo haanjee, jis noo vee tuseen mereean akhaan dia ik gal jaroor das denaa ki ih do paig laaun ton baad hee khuladeean han|

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chhonavenatt sakool de bache
fatuott;uah look a nonake ees saleepinag , lettafa39;s donafa39;tt disatturabafatuott;
te sarakaaree sakool de bache
fa39;dekh teraa burraa sutaa piaafa39; rorraa maar saale de

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sabazee vaalaa sabajee falasatuo;te paanee chhirrak rihaa see| kaafee der ho gee taan raajoo ne sabajee vaale noo kihaa jekar sabajee noo hosh aa giaa hai taan ik kilo de dio|

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