Collection of Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi jokes are humorous anecdotes that reflect the wit, sense of humor, and cultural sophistication of the Punjabi people. Jokes are often shared in social gatherings. Jokes are a great way to enjoy light-hearted moments with friends and family. This section presents a collection of jokes for the readers.

patanee shaadee ton pahilaan tusee mainoo kadee sinemaa, maal pataa nee kithe kithe ghumaaun lai ke fanabasap;jaande see| shaadee hoee taan ghar de baahar vee naheen lai ke fanabasap;jaande|
patee kade vottaan ton baad prachaar dekhiaa |

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prem aahoojaa jekar aj vee toon mere naal viaah karan lee haan naa keetee taan ithe hee teree dahileez falasatuo;te jaan de diaangaa|
premikaa naa naa, ajihaa naa kareen| paapaa taan pahilaan hee shikaaeit kar rahe han|
prem aahoojaa kee shikaaeit kar rahe hana
premikaa ihee ki kanbakhat har vele ithe hee mariaa rahindaa hai|

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dosat fandasah; viaah magaron ih mangalasootar kiaun pahiniaa jaandaa haifahelalip;
papoo fandasah; kiaunk viaah ton baad falasatuo;mangalafarasatuo; patee pichhe lag jaandaa hai te zindagee de saare falasatuo;sootarafarasatuo; gharavaalee de hath aa jaande hanafahelalip;

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eik bande ne davaaeean dee dukaan te jaa ke zahir mangiaa, dukaanadaar parachee vikhaae binaa nahee milanaa|
baaee ne aapanaa viaah daa kaaradd dikhaaeaa, dukaanadaar o jhaliaa hun ruaaeigaan, das chhottee botalafanabasap;devaan jaan vaddee

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viaah farasatuo;te shahinaaee vaj rahee see| patanee ne patee ton puchhiaa, ih kiharree dhun vaj rahee haifanabasap;
patee boliaa, uhee jo toofaan de aaun ton pahilaan vajaaee jaandee hai|

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bantaa mainoo viaah ch fanabasap;bhanaan milee hai|
santaa par tere kol taan koee hor kaar hai,
bantaa oe khote
bhanaan fanabasap;daa matalab hai bhahutt nottatt aanidde

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viaah kee hai bijalee deean do taaraan je sahee jurr geean chaanan hee chaanan par je galat jurr geean pattaake hee pattaake

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pahilaan main khud noo bahut sohanaa samajhadaa hundaa see,
hun pataa lagiaa vahim daa koee ilaaj naheen

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lokee kahinde sarr naa rees kar..
par aapaan kaheedaa sarree jaa..
rees taan taithon honee neefahelalip;.

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santaa ghorre te jaa rihaa see, rasate vich laal batee kraas kar giaa|fanabasap;
pulis vaale ne seettee maaree taan sante ne ghorre dee poochh chak ke kihaa fatuott;lai karalo nanbar nottafatuott;|

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santaa balab de neeche moonh khol ke kharraa see kiaun kee ddaakattar ne usanoo kihaa seefanabasap;
aj teraa pett kharaab hai, is lee laaeett khaanaa hee khaaeen...

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baazaar vich ik larrakee noo minee sakaratt vich dekh ik bajurag ne puchhiaa kee tuhaaddee maataa jee noo pataa hai ki tuseen ajihe kaparre pahin ke ghunm rahe hofanabasap;
jee naheenfanabasap;
zaraa socho bettee, jekar unhaan noo pataa lag giaa taan kinee naaraaj hovegeefanabasap;
zaroor hovegee| larrakee ne kihaa, fa39;kiaunk ih sakaratt meree mamee dee hee hai|fatuott;

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