Collection of Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi jokes are humorous anecdotes that reflect the wit, sense of humor, and cultural sophistication of the Punjabi people. Jokes are often shared in social gatherings. Jokes are a great way to enjoy light-hearted moments with friends and family. This section presents a collection of jokes for the readers.

munddaa kurree de pio noo mainoo tuhaaddee kurree daa hath chaaheedaa,
kurree daa pio main saaliaa ithe kurree de sapear paarattas vechadaan fanabasap;

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sakool dee maiddam ne raajoo dee mamee noo likh ke bhejiaa raajoo noo sakool nahaake bhejiaa karo|fanabasap;
mamee ne vaapis likh ke bhejiaa raajoo noo sakool vich parrhaaeaa karo, kute vaangoon sunghiaa naa karo |

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eik kurree mundde saahamane sakoottee ton ddig gee, mundde ne puchhiaa satt taan naheen lagee|fanabasap;
kahindee naa naa main taan utaradee hee idaan aan

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eik nauajavaan barraa udaas, barraa niraash ttaileefon booth ton baahar nikaliaa taan baahar kharrhe us de dosat ne puchhiaa khaireeat taan hai kis noo fon kar rihaa seefanabasap;
nauajavaan boliaa fandasah; premikaa noo, main us de saahamane viaah dee peshakas rakhee see|fanabasap;
dosat ne kihaa fandasah; taan toon inaa preshaan kiaun e kee us ne viaah ton naanh kar diteefanabasap;
nauajavaan boliaa fandasah; naheen uh taan fattaafatt viaah lee tiaar ho gee|

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mamee nishoo tuhaanoo pataa honaa chaaheedaa hai ki mahingaaee daa zamaanaa hai ate toon fajoolakharachee kar rihaa en|fanabasap;
nishoo mamee uh kivenfanabasap;
mamee toon ik hee salaaees falasatuo;te makhan ate jaim dodo cheezaan lagaa ke kiaun khaa rihaa enfanabasap;
nishoo mamee main taan bachat kar rihaa haan| is tarhaan ik hee salaaees lagegee| vakhavakh lagaaun naal do salaaeesaan laganageean|

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eik vaar ik aauarat thaane vich riporatt likhaaun pujee ki mere patee kalh de sabazee manddee sabajee lain ge han, parantoo hun tak vaapas naheen puje|fanabasap;
thaanedaar fandasah; beebee, jekar tere patee sabazee lai ke naheen murre, taan toon daal dhar lai|

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garamee de dinaan falasatuo;ch ik angarez hindee sikhan lee dilee aaeaa| parat ke jadon uh landdan pahunchiaa taan usade dosataan ne puchhiaa fatuott;kee sikhiaafatuott;fanabasap;
angarez boliaa fatuott;bijalee chalee gee, bijalee aa gee|fatuott;

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eih ishak naa chhaddadaa kakh pale,
kamalaa kar dindaa siaaniaan noo,
main aitavaar sakool chhadd aaeaa,
supane ch tere mere niaaniaan noo

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main paittarol panp te 1 rupe daa tel paa do|
panp vaalaa inaa tel pavaake kithe jaaengaa|
main kite naheen , aseen taan ainve hee paise uddaande haan |

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eik viakatee ne aapanee sas falasatuo;te golee chalaa ditee| sas ne usanoo grifataar karavaa ditaa| jadon viakatee noo jaj saahamane pesh keetaa giaa taan jaj ne kihaa,fa39;mainoo dasiaa giaa hai ki toon roz sraab peendaa en| hun main tainoo dasadaa haan ki sraab kinee naamuraad cheej hai| toon ih harakat sraab de nase falasatuo;ch keetee, sraab kaaran toon aapane hos falasatuo;ch naheen rihaa| sraab de nase falasatuo;ch hee toon rivaalavar kadtee, sraab kaaran hee toon aapanee sas falasatuo;te golee chalaaee ate sraab kaaran hee teraa nisaanaa khunjh giaa|fa39;

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santaa bante noo kahindaa main aapanaa paras ghar bhool aaeaan, mainoo 1000 rupe chaaheede see|fanabasap;
bantaa dosat hee dosat de kam aaundaa hai, lai 10 rupe te rikashaa karake aapanaa paras lai aa|

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adhiaapak fandasah; jis aadamee noo sunaaee naa dindaa hove usanoo angarezee falasatuo;ch kee kahinde aafanabasap;
vidiaarathee fandasah; jo marazee kahee jaavo maiddam ohanoo kiharraa sunanaa...fanabasap;

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