Collection of Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi jokes are humorous anecdotes that reflect the wit, sense of humor, and cultural sophistication of the Punjabi people. Jokes are often shared in social gatherings. Jokes are a great way to enjoy light-hearted moments with friends and family. This section presents a collection of jokes for the readers.

eik larrakaa aapane kamare ch akhaan band karake aradaas kar rihaa hai fatuott;he vaahiguroo niaooyauarak noo panjaab dee raajadhaanee banaade|fatuott;fanabasap;
ausadaa baap kamare ch aaundaa hai te puchhadaa hai fatuott;toon ih kiaun mang rihaa enfatuott;
larrakaa fatuott;kiaunk main pepar ch niaooyauarak noo hee panjaab dee raajadhaanee likhake aaeaa haan|fatuott;

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ro ro ke dimaag deean naarraan,
kar leean ne kamajor
chal utth dilaa oehan bhul ke,
hun labhee koee hor

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2 relagaddeean dee aahamosaahamane ttakar ho gee| anaginat lok maare ge te zakhamee hoe| fauaj de javaan jkhamee musaafaraan noo kadt rahe san| ik musaafar jisadee baanh kattee gee see, bahut raualaa paa rihaa see, fa39;o main darad naal mariaa jaa rihaa haan, mainoo bachaao|fa39;fanabasap;
eik javaan usanoo jhirrak ke boliaa, fa39;uh dekh, tere saahamane jis musaafar dee garadan kattee gee hai, uh kujh naheen keh rihaa| teree taan siraf baanh hee kattee hai ate toon asamaan sir falasatuo;te chukiaa hoeaa hai|fa39;

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kaar daa reddeettar leek hon lag piaa|fanabasap;
bachaa kahindai fatuott;paapaa, kaar daa soosoo nikal giaa|fatuott;

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patanee ne hairaan hundiaan aapane ddaakattar patee ton puchhiaa main jadon vee kamare vich aaundee haan, tuseen reddeeo kiaun band kar dinde hofanabasap;
patee main naheen chaahundaa ki iko samen dodo reddeeo vajan|

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main taan bahut pepar dite,
par hoeaa aj tak paas naheen..
o rabaa teree duneeaadaaree,
saanoo aaee raas naheen..

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amalee rabaa je toon mainoo 100 rupe deven taan main 50 rupe daa prashaad charrhaaoongaa|fanabasap;
thorrhee door jaa ke us noo 50 rupe labh ge te amalee kahindaa,fanabasap;
oeh rabaa enaa vee bharosaa naheen, aapane pahilaan hee katt le

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nauakara das din pahilaan radee dee ttokaree falasatuo;chon sauasau rupe de ih nott mile san|
settha main hee inhaan noo suttiaa see, ih asalee naheen han|
nauakara main vee taan hee vaapas kar rihaa haan|

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4 dosat sharaab pee rahe the| ttebal par rakhe mobaaeil par fon aaeaa|fanabasap;
aadamee hailo, beevee jaanoo main bajaar hoon ,main 50000 daa sone kaa haar lai loon fanabasap;
aadamee haan jaanoo lai lo| beevee silak kaa soott bee jo 5500 kaa hai aadamee 1 naheen 24 lai lo|fanabasap;
beevee tumaaraa kraidditt kaaradd mere paas hai usee se le rahee hoon, aadamee haan ttheek hai|fanabasap;
saare dosat bole too paagal hai jaa fir tuje charr gee hai| too kiaa bataanaa chaahataa hai ki aapanee beevee ko bahut chaahataa hai,fanabasap;
aadamee vo sab jaane do pahile je bataao mobaaeil kisakaa hai

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santaa aapanaa mottar saaeikal gunm hon dee khushee vich paarattee dindaa haifanabasap;
bantaa mottar saaeikal gunm hon dee paarattee kiaun fanabasap;
santaa bas choree ton thorree der pahilaan main vee mottar saaeikal te see, main bach giaa...

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aparaadhee jaj saahib main sharaab peetee naheen hoee see balak pee rihaa see|fanabasap;
jaj taan is tarhaan karade haan teree sajaa ik maheene ton ghattaake 30 din kar dinde haan |

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eik vaar santaa bante noo kahindaa hai ki main ajihee cheez banaaee ai jeehade naal aseen deevaar de aar paar vekh sakaden haan..fanabasap;
bantaa kahindaa vaah aisee kiharree cheez hai..fanabasap;
santaa moree..

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