Collection of Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi jokes are humorous anecdotes that reflect the wit, sense of humor, and cultural sophistication of the Punjabi people. Jokes are often shared in social gatherings. Jokes are a great way to enjoy light-hearted moments with friends and family. This section presents a collection of jokes for the readers.

bihaaree deean lataan neeleean ho geean| oeh ddaakattar sharamaa kol giaa|fanabasap;
ddaakattar sharamaa jahir daa asar lagadaa hai, doven lataan vadtaneean painageean| ddaakattar sramaa ne bihaaree deean doven lataan vadt ke nakalee lataan laa diteean |
do din baad bihaaree fer ddaakattar sharamaa kol aaeaa| bihaaree ne kihaa ki ddaakattar saab lataan fer neeleean ho geean|fanabasap;
ddaakattar sharamaa lai hun pataa lag giaa mainoo teree samasiaa daa, teree dhotee daa rang lathadaa hai| fanabasap; fanabasap;

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patanee fandasah; kiven dee lag rahee haan, hunehune biaoottee paaralar ton aaee haanfahelalip;
patee fandasah; kee gal biaoottee paaralar band seefahelalip;

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baapoo kahindaa dil meraa naheen lagadaa,
toon jadon dee inddeea chhaddee aa,
kaakaa fon bhej ingalaindd ton toon,
jeehade seb te dandee vadtee aa|

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patee aj baahar khaanaa khaavaange|
patanee ttheek hai main 2 mintt vich tiaar ho ke aaee|
patee ttheek hai main baahar chattaaee vichhaandaa haan |
fanabasap;

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krikatt de balebaaz dee nighaa bahut kamajor see| maich ton pahilaan us dee ainak achaanak gunm ho gee| fir vee uh hinmat karake balebaajee karan lee maidaan vich pahunch giaa| gend suttan vaalaa gendabaaj barraa faasatt baalar see| us deean panj gendaan falasatuo;shoonfarasatuo; karake aaeean te nikal geean| balebaaj noo dikhaaee hee naa diteean|fanabasap;
6veen gend farasatuo;te uh cheek ke anpaaeir noo kahin lagaa, falasatuo;ih kee ho rihaa hai baalar poore zor naal dauarradaa aaundaa hai par baal sutte bagair hee vaapas chalaa jaandaa hai|farasatuo;

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bholaa tainoo ainee maar kion peefanabasap;
papoo kal baraat vich bolee galat pai gee see.......fanabasap;
bholaa keharree......fanabasap;
papoo fa39;baaree barasee khattan giaa see khatt ke liaandee taar, bhangarraa taan sajadaaje nache kurree daa yaar....fanabasap;
bholaa fir taan maar painee hee see .....|fanabasap;
papoo mainoo taan siraf maar hee pee , jeharraa nachiaa see uhadaa parason bhog hai........

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eik barabaad hoe sharaabee ne sauanh khaadhee te ghar chon daaroo deean khaalee botalaan baahar suttan lagaa.. pahilee botal sutt ke boliaa teree vajhaa naal meree nauakaree gee.. doojee botal sutt ke boliaa teree vajhaa naal meraa ghar vikiaa.. teejee botal sutt ke boliaa teree vajhaa naal meree gharavaalee chalee gee.. chauathee botal chukee taan bharee hoee see te uh boliaa toon saaeedd te ho jaa, toon taan haale bekasoor en...

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maasattar bachio daso badal kaale kion hunde ne
sharaaratee bachaa saaree dihaarree dhup vich ghunmade rahinde ne kaale nee honage taan hor kee honage|

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eik bas vich ik bandaa sigaratt pee rihaa see| kanddakattar us kol aaeaa te boliaa, bhaaee saahiba tuseen bas vich likhiaa boradd naheen parrhiaa, jithe likhiaa hai sigaratt peenaa manhaa hai|fanabasap;
aadamee boliaa, falasatuo;boradd farasatuo;te taan ih vee likhiaa hai ki banaarasee saarreean paao, kee hun main banaarasee saarreean vee paavaan|farasatuo;

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sante ne faaeenaans te kaar lee, par uh kishataan samen te naa bhar sakiaa jis karake faaeinaans vaale usadee kaar chuk ke lai ge sante ne mathe fa39;te hath maar ke kihaa, je mainoo pahilaan pataa hundaa taan main viaah vee faaeinaans te hee karavaaundaa

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eik kurree ne prinseepal noo shikaaeit keetee ki fatuott;kalaas de saare bache mainoo bhooaa kahinde ne|fatuott;fanabasap;
prinseepal hath kharrhe karo kauan is kurree noo bhooaa kahindaa hai|fanabasap;
eik mundde noo chhadd ke baakeean ne hath kharrhe kar dite|fanabasap;
prinseepal oe toon hath kion nee kharraa keetaa...
munddaa jiniaan de hath kharre ne main ihanaan sabh daa fufarr lagadaan|

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kanjoos aapane dosat noo yaar, mere larrake ne taan kamaal kar ditaa| main usanoo dodo pauarreean charrh ke utaran noo kihaa see taan ki juteean ghatt ghisan par naalaaeik ne chhechhe pauarreean paar keeteean|fanabasap;
dosata ih taan changaa hoeaa| juteean hor vee ghatt ghiseean honageean|fanabasap;
kanjoosa juteean taan ghatt ghiseean par naalaaeik ne naveen paintt paarr lee|

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