Collection of Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi jokes are humorous anecdotes that reflect the wit, sense of humor, and cultural sophistication of the Punjabi people. Jokes are often shared in social gatherings. Jokes are a great way to enjoy light-hearted moments with friends and family. This section presents a collection of jokes for the readers.

eik ddaakattar bache de pair daa ttaankaa kattan aaeaa| usane kihaa bettaa, uh dekho upar, sone dee chirree|fanabasap;
bachaa hetthaan dekh, kite pair naa katt jaave, vaddaa aaeaa chirree daa maamaa|

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mareez ddaakattar saab, jiharreean davaaeean tuseen is parachee vich likheean san, unhaan ch upar vaalee nee milee..fanabasap;
ddaakattar ih koee davaaee naheen hai, main taan pain chalaa ke chaik kar rihaa see ki pain chal rihaa ki naheen..fanabasap;
mareez saaliaa, main 50 maiddeekal sattoraan te ghunm aaeaa teree hanadaarittinag de chakar ch..fanabasap;
eik maiddeekal aale ne taan ih vee kihaa ki kal mangaa devaangaa ...

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einddeea vee kinaa kamaal daa desh hai 100 fon lagaau taan pulis aa jaandee hai 100 de do taan chalee jaandee hai

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eik chor tezee naal dauarradaa hoeaa galee de morr falasatuo;te kharrhe ik sipaahee naal ttakaraa giaa| sipaahee ne us noo jhirrakade hoe puchhiaa, kauan en toonfanabasap;
pahilaan taan chor ghabaraa giaa, fir dauarradaa hoeaa boliaa chor|fanabasap;
sipaahee hasade hoe ajeeb aadamee hai, pulas vaale naal vee mazaak karadaa hai|

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kurree vaale munddaa dekhan ge, munddaa sarakaaree nauakaree lagiaa see par sareer ton baahalaa patalaa see| kurree aaliaan ne aapo ch gal keetee te mundde aaliaan noo thorrhee der baad aaun daa keh ke baahar chale ge| mundde aaliaan ne sochiaa ki ithe koee jaan pachhaan ch ge hone...fanabasap;
thorrhee der baad uh vaapas aae te ik 18 kilo daa desee ghio daa peepaa, mundde de piau noo dindiaan kihaa ki mundde noo khavaau aseen 3 maheene baad aavaange| mundde de piau ne kihaa ki je munddaa fer vee naa bhariaa taan fanabasap;
kurree aale bole kurree ddoban naalon taan peepaa ddobiaa changaa|

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chinttoo goloo noo mere paapaa bahut ddarapok han|
goloo chinttoo noo kivenfanabasap;
chinttoo jadon vee sarrak paar karade han, meree ungalee farr lainde han|

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ravee fottograafar noo kee tuseen paasaporatt saaeez falasatuo;ch meree ajihee fotto khich sakade ho jis naal meraa sir ate juteean doven najr aaunafanabasap;
fottograafara kiau naheen, tuseen aapaneean juteean sir falasatuo;te rakh ke baitth jaao|

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nataashaa rekhaa noo bhain, teraa bettaa parrhaaee vich kaafee kamazor hai|fanabasap;
rekhaa ih toon kiven keh sakadee enfanabasap;
nataashaa hun dekh naa, tere bette dee nakal karake meraa bettaa vee felh ho giaa|

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kasattamar vettar noo main aaloo de parauantthiaan daa aaraddar ditaa see par is parauantthe falasatuo;ch taan aaloo kite nazar hee naheen aa rihaa|
vettar boliaa jadon tuseen haidaraabaadee bariaanee khaande ho taan us falasatuo;ch haidaraabaad hundaa hai kee

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eik dosat kan falasatuo;ch roon tun ke dooje dosat noo chitthee sunaa rihaa see| uthon langhade ik viakatee noo ih dekh ke bahut hairaanee hoee| usane puchhiaa bhaaee saahab, kan falasatuo;ch roon tun ke chitthee kiaun parrh rahe hofanabasap;
kee karaan bharaavaa meraa dosat anaparrh hai ate main naheen chaahundaa ki kise dee parasanal chitthee sunaan|

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papoo daa sir paatt giaa...
naras naam kee hai
papoo papoo
naras umar fanabasap;
papoo 26 saal
naras shaadeeshudaa ho
papoo uh gal naheen hai, tilak ke ddig piaa see |
fanabasap;

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jaj aparaadhee noo aapanee patanee noo is tarhaan kuttan de lee tainoo kisane ukasaaeaa sachee dasafanabasap;
aparaadhee jaj saahab, usadee pitth mere val see| sottee kol hee mez farasatuo;te rakhee see| jute taan main kadt hee rakhe san| bhajan de lee daravaajaa vee khulhaa see ate ajihaa shaanadaar mauakaa pichhale panj saalaan farasatuo;ch pahilee vaar miliaa see|

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