Collection of Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi jokes are humorous anecdotes that reflect the wit, sense of humor, and cultural sophistication of the Punjabi people. Jokes are often shared in social gatherings. Jokes are a great way to enjoy light-hearted moments with friends and family. This section presents a collection of jokes for the readers.

ddaakattar praveena fa39;neend naheen aaundee taan sauan ton pahilaan kujh khaa liaa karo|fa39;fanabasap;
surajeeta par ddaakattar saahib, pichhalee vaar taan tuseen sauan ton pahilaan khaan lee manhaa keetaa see|fanabasap;
ddaakattar praveena haan,uh taan pichhalee janavaree dee gal hai| udon ton hun tak vigiaan kaafee tarakee kar chukaa hai|

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jadon koee mahimaan aave amareekaa vich fatuott;se hailo ttoo ankalafatuott;,fanabasap;
dilee vich fatuott;ankal ko namasate karo bettaafatuott;,fanabasap;
panjaab vich fatuott;ve kaaloo, ankal noo moonh naal pad maar ke dikhaafatuott;

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aapanee najar hameshaa neeveen rakho kiaunk ik taan lok tuhaanoo shareef samajhanage te
doojaa thale ddige paise vee labh sakade ne

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eik vaar do moorakh larrake preekhiaa de ke baahar nikale| pahile ne puchhiaa mitaraa, teraa pepar kis tarhaan daa hoeaa, main taan khaalee utarapataree de ke aa rihaa haan|fanabasap;
doosare ne kihaa main vee khaalee utarapataree de ke aaeaa haan| taan pahile ne chintat ho ke kihaa yaar, kidhare adhiaapak ih naa samajh lave ki aseen dohaan ne nakal maaree hai|

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kirapaa karake is dusahire te mainoo
fatuott;aapane andar de raavan noo maarofatuott;,
vaale maisaz naa bhejio,
main pichhale dusahire te maar ditaa see

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munddaa te kurree hottal vich baitthe khaa rahe see| kurree mundde noo kahindee mainoo romaanttik dtang naal ajihee gal keh jis naal meraa dil jor jor naal dharrake|

munddaa mere kol paise hai nee

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ttinkoo noo us de adhiaapak ne puchhiaa ttinkoo... je ik darakhat ute panj panchhee baitthe hon te toon aapanee bandook naal ik noo maar deven taan das uthe baakee kine bachanagefanabasap;
maiddam ik vee naheen, kiaunk golee dee aavaaz naal saare hee panchhee udd jaanage, ttinkoo ikadam boliaa|

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deenaa naath bahut ghabaraaeaa hoeaa thaane pahunchiaa| thaanedaar ne jadon ghabaraahatt daa kaaran puchhiaa taan us ne kihaa, meree patanee peke gee hai| fa39;aj savere main jadon sauan ke utthiaa taan dekhiaa mere kamare dee alamaaree khulhee see| meraa keematee saamaan ate rupe choree ho chuke san| saamaan idharaudhar khilariaa see| sandook ttutte hoe mile| mere taan tote hee udd ge|farasatuo;fanabasap;
thaanedaar ne kalam chukee ate turant puchhiaa, falasatuo;kal kine tote sanafarasatuo;

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toree vaangoo moonh lattakaaeaa naa karo....
naale aap hasiaa karo, naal doojiaan noo hasaaeaa karo

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santaa tainoo tairanaa aaundaa haifanabasap;
bantaa naheen|fanabasap;
santaa tere naalon taan kute change ne jiharre tair lainde ne|fanabasap;
bantaa tainun tairanaa aaundaa haifanabasap;
santaa aaho|fanabasap;
bantaa fer tere te kute fa39;ch kee farak hai

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bantaa baarish vich, oe jaladee ghar jaa tere ghar baaris daa paanee chalaa gayaa...fanabasap;
santaa aiven hee naa maaree ziaa kar, ghar deean chaabeean taan mere kol hai...

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eik bajurag viakatee putar kiven ho
bachaa ttheek haan|
bajuraga parraaee kiven chal rahee hai
bachaa bilakul tuhaaddee jindagee dee taraan|
bajurag matalab|fanabasap;
bachaa bhagavaan bharose fanabasap;

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