Collection of Punjabi Jokes

chor dee sazaa pooree ho gee see agale din uh rihaa hon vaalaa see| us de ik saathee ne puchhiaa, falasatuo;jelh ton nikalade hee pahilaa kam toon kee karengaafarasatuo;fanabasap;
chor ne javaab ditaa, falasatuo;ek ttaarach khareedaangaa, kiaunk pichhalee vaar jad main farriaa giaa see taan main hanere vich laaeett dee jaghaa reddeeo daa savach dab ditaa see|fa39;

raajoo lagadai shisttaachaar ate sabhiataa daa taan zamaanaa hee badal giai|fanabasap;
kamala kiaun kee hoeaafanabasap;
raajoo honaa kee see| kal sudheer mere ghar aaeaa| main chaah lee puchhiaa taan us ne turant falasatuo;haanfarasatuo; kar ditee| hun toon hee das puchhanaa meraa faraz see par inakaar karanaa us daa faraj vee taan banadaa hai ki naheen

patanee gase cha main chalee aapane peke| aj ton baad kade vaapis nee aaunaa|fanabasap;
patee bas charrhaake aavaanfanabasap;
patanee bas aahee tuhaaddeean mittheean galaan mainoo jaan nee dindeean

cham cham karadee chaananee
ttim ttim karade taare
atthaan dasaan naal karen chaitt aakhe
baaboo ham hain siraf tumahaare ...

paagalakhaane vich lagee gharree val ttikattikee lagaa ke dekhade hoe ik paagal ne ddaakattar ton puchhiaa, ddaakattar saahib, kee ih gharree sahee haifanabasap;
ddaakattar saahiba haan sahee hai|fanabasap;
par kee ih gharree sahee samaan dasadee hai paagal dee jigiaasaa vadhan lagee|fanabasap;
ddaakattar ne kihaa, haan bilakul ttheek samaan dasadee hai| fir ih gharree paagalakhaane farasatuo;ch kee kar rahee hai

guaandtee dee gharavaalee laapataa see, papoo noo puchhan lagiaa
guaandtee fandasah; meree gharavaalee noo vekhiaa haifahelalip;
papoo fandasah; haan nahaaunde samenfahelalip;
guaandtee ne papoo daa buree tarhaan kuttaapaa chaarriaa| kutt khaan magaronfahelalip;
papoo gase naala fandasah; pooree gal taan sun, main chhat falasatuo;te nahaa rihaa see, nahaaunde samen vekhiaa ki uh guse naal jaa rahee hai|

papoo maasattar jee, main vaddaa hoke earaforas vich jaaoongaa te tuhaadde ghar de uparon jahaaj urraaoongaa|
maasattar mainoo kiven pataa lagegaa ki ih jahaaj teraa hai|
papoo main tuhaadde ghar te banb sutt ke jaaoongaa

ganjiaan dee res vich ik ganje ne baazee maaree par inaam lain lee tiaar hee naheen hoeaa..fanabasap;
kahindaa hai ki ih koee khedd hai, jis de inaam vich kanghee te tel ai..

gharavaalee ton dukhee hoke papoo ghar chhadd ke chalaa giaa te gaddee vich baitthan lagaa taan avaaj aaee is vich naa baitth pattaree ton utar jaaegee| fir papoo jahaaj vich baitthan lagaa te fir avaaj aaee is vich naa baitth karaish hojoogaa| fir uh bas vich baitthan lagaa taan fir avaaj aaee is vich naa baitth , khaaee vich ddig jaaugee| papoo kahindaa kauan aa yaar taan avaaj aaee main rab aan| kahindaa vaa rabaa jadon main ghorree charrhan lagaa see udon teraa galaa kharaab ho giaa see ...

garamee te beezatee jinee mahisoos karoge,
onee jiaadaa lagegee |

adhiaapaka us taral daa naan daso jo saradeean falasatuo;ch vee naheen jamadaafanabasap;
banttee garam paanee, sar|

aj mainoo bebe kahindee, put hun maithon jiaadaa kam nahee hundaa| main chaahundee koee meree kam ch madad karaaeaa kare, main thorraa sharamaa ke te fir hauansalaa jihaa karake kihaa bebe main samajh giaa toon kee kahinaa chaahundee aan, vaise ik kurree hai mere naal parrhadee aa... bebe kahindee kanjaraa, main kam vaalee rakhan dee gal karadee aan.... tainoo viaah dee ag lagee aa das dee aan tere baapoo noo|